Friday, January 28, 2011

Things to know

Did you ever notice how sometimes in life there are things you should know?  And how sometimes those things become MUCH more apparent after a few drinks on a Friday....

1- Almost cooked all the way through stuffed jalapenos are just as good as all the way cooked stuffed jalapenos after 3 drinks when you're really hungry.

2- Bananas will not operate iPhones.  No matter how hard you poke them.

3- Putting your dog in the "peeing" stance won't actually help them pee faster. 

4- Nor will showing your dog the "pee" stance.