Did you ever notice how sometimes in life there are things you should know? And how sometimes those things become MUCH more apparent after a few drinks on a Friday....
1- Almost cooked all the way through stuffed jalapenos are just as good as all the way cooked stuffed jalapenos after 3 drinks when you're really hungry.
2- Bananas will not operate iPhones. No matter how hard you poke them.
3- Putting your dog in the "peeing" stance won't actually help them pee faster.
4- Nor will showing your dog the "pee" stance.